Saturday, February 20, 2010

Oh Tiger...

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You realize you had nothing to apologize about regarding us, right?


The fact that you get freaky when out on the road is not of my concern. You're one of the most famous people in the world, but you're still human, so it's easy to understand that you may get lonely when out on the road for the better portion of the year. Understandable. Lots of athletes do it. No need to apologize to us. Your wife? Oh yeah, you better get like Kobe as far as apologizing to her goes. Pink diamonds and everything. But not to us. That's a private matter that unfortunately became public due to you status as a celebrity. So don't worry about what we say. Just get back on the course so those other golfers can start making money. When you go back to kicking their butts they'll be mad at you for another reason.


HOWEVER, if you are gonna tell us why you did all of this, couldn't you at least tell us what happened on the night that caused all of this commotion? Sure, Elin didn't attack you, but did she get mad because you were going to get a booty call? I just gotta know...

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