Oh Tiger...

You realize you had nothing to apologize about regarding us, right?

The fact that you get freaky when out on the road is not of my concern. You're one of the most famous people in the world, but you're still human, so it's easy to understand that you may get lonely when out on the road for the better portion of the year. Understandable. Lots of athletes do it. No need to apologize to us. Your wife? Oh yeah, you better get like Kobe as far as apologizing to her goes. Pink diamonds and everything. But not to us. That's a private matter that unfortunately became public due to you status as a celebrity. So don't worry about what we say. Just get back on the course so those other golfers can start making money. When you go back to kicking their butts they'll be mad at you for another reason.

HOWEVER, if you are gonna tell us why you did all of this, couldn't you at least tell us what happened on the night that caused all of this commotion? Sure, Elin didn't attack you, but did she get mad because you were going to get a booty call? I just gotta know...

It's been seven years since Outkast released an official studio album.

Wow.

Idlewild, while good, doesn't count.

That's really crazy, especially when Speakerboxx/Love Below was one of the greatest albums I've ever heard. Why would they take so much time off? I would be right back in the studio.

Record label disputes keep pushing Big Boi's album back, which in turns pushes Outkast's album back, but this gives me hope:

As corny as it looks, it's a start. He probably shot it while he was between labels (Jive was jerking him around, threatened to go to Def Jam, Jive caved in) so he didn't have the budget for it. But again, it's a start. His album is set to come out next month, so here's hoping...

The Most ... Super Bowl I've Ever Seen

The game was average.

The ads were underwhelming (I watched them all, but I felt liked I missed some. Where were the Miller High Life ads? I was looking forward to those.).

And the team that I was "rooting" for didn't even win (I didn't like either team, but my dislike for a Falcons rival topped my dislike for the Colts.).

There wasn't even any big plays outside of that interception. And if you watch the game, you would've seen it coming. The Colts basically ran the same two plays the entire game. The ran the ball or threw the short inside slant the whole game. The whole game. Granted, it's nearly impossible to stop if you mix it up with other pass plays, but they didn't. And in the second half with the lead, the Saints took a risk an jumped the route, and it paid off. Whatever. Call it what you want. Destiny. The best team winning. An off day from Peyton (Granted, he still had a better game than most quarterbacks in the league. That was average. It's just that average doesn't cut it in the Super Bowl.). It was all just....bleh.

This ad was pretty funny though.

This one too.